Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

I will rape your cat.

I’m at my parents, and my mum made me the promise of ice cream from the dairy down the road. And now she’s not moving. And I want ice cream. I don’t think my mother understands the gravity of the situation. If I don’t have this ice cream soon I will literally die. LITERALLY.